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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

3 guys and a toilet bowl

This is what happens when 3 jackasses meet a toilet bowl by the roadside..



Monday, April 28, 2008

Commercial Production with a pinch of fun~

Was about a few weeks back me, ian tan, william, felix and chan go helped out with yuki and amy's production. Woke up at 7 cos Yuki called. Haha, Wore all formal and all, thank God the weather that day wasn't as horribly burning as it is everyday here in Miri. Ain't got much to say really. All I know is, I had heaps of fun.. Amanda Wong's super HOT and Yuki,Amy and the whole crew was very professional. Oh, I even get to drink wine. Haha, it was fun la with the guys. Treat u readers to some pictures..


Stupid faces..

Group Photo! with Yuki Jie blocking half of my face with her big head..

Final scene for us.. Look at the sexy formal wearing dude with the folded hand.. dang he's hot. I do wonder what Chan was looking at though. William too.

Just for fun, here's another pic with Yuki blocking me.. -_-"

Went to the PC fair after that and later, to the fake Kim Garry for lunch. I don't remember the name of the place the menu's pretty similar 2 what they have in Kim Garry, so go figure~! haha

Till next time!
Have a nice daY~

Friday, April 25, 2008

Kuching Legend's Bday~

This was the day I died for a whole day and technically, I do not remember taking most of these pictures but from the pictures, seems fun. Since I dun remember nothing, I'll let the pictures do the talking.


Tracy and Shifu

=) =)

Red Lobster dude..

This was about the last thing i remembered..Almost gone.. William was a horrible kisser though..haha..

Lau sie, Tracy, Apple and Wai Yen =)

=)

Drinking with the best.. Man that girl could drink a whole liquor company down.. serious.. Shirley's the man.. haha..

Downing more..downing more..

This best describes the aftermath of the night really.. haha..damn funny picture.

had no idea wad we were doing..

and to make things worse..here comes the cake..

and there goes the cake..

me with the kuching legend.

us with casualty number 1.. Victor!


Wu Zhang downing the late comer's shots

zZz

We downed 3 bottles of Chivas 1 Bottle of Bacardi and a bottle of Tequila that night. Job well done guys. When are we going to do this again? haha. Oh yeah Casualty that night..

  • Victor
  • Jackie
  • Ianzz -_-' ( i lost 1 whole day..)
  • Lee Hui ( he slept with a really weird pose.. i consider that dead)
  • Jojo ( heard he puked his ass off at home
oh yeah.. I remembered downing 9 shots in a row with Jo. damn we're good..haha

Till next time people,

A new PHase needs a new song~

So what you think about the new song? haha PRetty Good eH? my favourite for about 2 months now. I know I have good taste, so I've already taken ur compliments in advance.. Its forgive me by Nural btw and yeah, I got it from James' mixtapes.

Anywhoo, been a while since I last blogged. Oughtta be heaps of doubters thinking this blog's gonna die or something but nonono.. ain't gonna happen. So Theo, quit dreaming..really. Been real busy as of late. Heck, going back home didn't even feel like me being at home. Had no time to go hang out with friends and thus, I didn't even call anyone. Noone even knows I went back, except family of course. Was busy with Aunty Phylis and Uncle Chris, I supposed. American relatives, has a ring to it huh? It was fun really, they gave us a bunch of chocolates and 3 cds. Yeah, you heard me right, original CDs. I amongst a handful of Malaysians, now own original CDs. It was great fun meeting them. Don't have pictures to post up though. Maybe next time. So yeah, spent a hectic 3 days in Kch and the trip ended in the worst way imaginable. My flight got delayed for 2 hours or so. The worst part was I had the nerves 2 ask whether the plane was there yet when I was checking in and the attendant was like "Yes!" and she was giving me this smile. I can't really describe it, its like a smile that took a hell lot of effort somewhat. That hag probably knew the flight's gonna be cancelled.

Oh well.. the delay DID do some good really. I being a very impatient person, was utterly restless in the airport alone. Walked in and out of the terminals and gosh, I was bored til this happened. You see, after walking for about an hr or so, it gets tiring, I being fat and all. So, took a breather and my eyes took over my legs. Looked up and down and i realised something. The maintenance and cleaners must be doing a real good job cleaning the airport cos, I shit you not, the floor reflects everything from down south.

You see? So, I being the lucky guy, saw a cute girl walkin by and she was wearing a skirt. And i shit you not, the floor reflected. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't peeping. It was pure coincidence! But it gave me a real good laugh.

Not warranted to use chaos-the-maos anymore, Carey's being a whore..haha~..
So! till next time..

Thursday, April 17, 2008

F.R.E.E.D.O.M

Week of hell is over! Er, not entirely that hellistic actually. Only have two mid-terms along with the weekly mumbo-jumbo. But! Still a great relief its all over. Spent all week practically studying or at the very least, been thinking constantly about things I've studied. HAve them in my sleep, even. But!! Its all over now! The air somehow smells fresher once I stepped out of the lecture theatre. Dinner tasted so much better to. Life's grand all over again, free week has arrived. haha.. Will be heading home for a couple of days though and for once I find it a drag. Not looking forward to home that much, I don't know why. Owh well!! Home's still home. Gonna hit the malls, Kueh Chap, Laksa, Fock Hai and hopefully Soho?

Gotta act for Yuki tomorrow in her movie. Is it even a movie? I don't know. I made a fool of myself in her last production though. Really really embarassing. I remembered I was supposed to be scolded someone then firing him. I ended up swearing in every chinese dilect I could master. And the whole crew were female. I think they dubbed all I said. I still couldn't get myself to watch it. I'd probably faint out of embarassment. =P So! tomorrow would be round 2, but this time small role. 8.30 till 1pm. 5 hrs. Bummer.. No sweat! Probably still going be fun! We'll see, we'll see.

Actually had plans to drink tonight.. Everyone seem busy for some reason. Victor and Wai Yen having mid terms 2mr. William lost his "turtle" so he had to go home. There, cancelled. Booo. Got me all happy. Like this.



And now I'm..

haha..the only sad face picture of me I could find.. Oh..thats tiffy btw..

Hmm Hmm..Ain't got much to say today, am currently pretty sleepy, so! I'd be signing off. =)
Chaos-the-maoz ppl!
Have a nice week free.. WowzA!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Nothing but a huge headache

Been reading, reading and reading.. for hours now and I understand jack!
who the hell created fluid mechanics at the 1st place!!
who the hell hired Ghani?
@#$%^&*(&^%$^#%@!~

Saturday, April 12, 2008

My Revival

Two posts ago, I talked about me losing myself and that I do not have an identity or something like that. LoL.. Did it sound that depressing? Haha. Techniquely I was only a lil bit confused at the time and when you have too much time to spare, your brain goes to overtime with senseless questions about who you really are. To think about it, how many people actually know themselve as well as they wanted to? Self discovery is a lifelong process and only with a diary or in my case, a blog that I'd really know myself.

To whom this may concern, I'm not closing down my blog. A blog is a place I could write about anything I wanted, may it be happy or sad memories. So techniquely, this blog represents who I am. Not what I'll become. Its writing like these that gives me answers and a sense of relief. I get it now why i stopped smoking, why I have higher aims in life. This is gonna be a place I jot down all my feelings at that moment and as for now, I'm doing wonderfull. Thanks heaps for caring and being worried about my welfare. Thanks a lot for calling. Thanks a lot for always being there for me. But the fact of the matter is, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm all grown up now and I'm just being who I am. I'm not depressed, sad or any of that sort at all. You should see me last year. Hahaha. I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna do you proud. All this, is creditted to you. I love you guys. Thanks ma, thanks pa for reading my blog. hahaha

Friday, April 11, 2008

Boredom with a capital B..

Out of utter laziness, I skipped both ESD classes today. They're practically useless anyways so its alright. Promised Pei Wen I'd go see her present though but sorryla.. Sleep consumed me. But really, I should've gone, I woke up and since lunch, I've been doing nothing. I mean seriously nothing. I went on9 and got bored. Tried finishing AVP and I turned it off after 5mins or so. Ended up walking up and down the house. Haha. Pathetic really. Played a wee bit of FM and NFS. And yep, didn't killed time at all. Restless and all I turned to my last resort. My box of chocolate. My public space for the world to see my pathetic ramblings. So! just to kill time.



I'll show u something simply magical.
Something heavenly wonderfull..
A sight of bliss, you could say..
So, without further a due..
I present to you!

Ain't they beautiful? Haha. Mouth watering beauty. And YeS! you guessed right! that bald blue thing in the middle is... soo cute! haha.

Boredom has got to my head.. Don't mind me! Highlight of the night! Kuching Legend's Bday party.. starting in an hr and ten minutes.. So! i better be off then

Chaoz the Maoz PpL~
I wish you blessed drunkeness and happy DUI =)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Irony irony irony..

Ironic actually, I remember mumbling to myself everytime a new semester starts that I'm gonna be different this time around. I'm gonna bring something else to the table. I'm gonna present a whole new package. You could say a different brand of the already Great Ian Chong,and at the end of the day, why? Why do I always want to please others to please myself?

Thus far, I've accomplished the trials of trials. I stopped smoking. Which techniquely, do a lot of good for my wallet but by doing so it seems like i lost myself again. I remember about 12 days ago now, I went to bed and something snapped, I'm quiting. The funny thing is there's no reason to it. I'm doing it without motivation or with any intent for that matter. But, why? I've been through utter misery and for what? The first 3 days was hellacious to say the least. I was shivering, ever thirsty and cold. It wasn't cool. And now I get tempted everywhere I go. I thought it would be easier by now.

I figured, I've lost myself again. after years of self discovery, I'm back to square one. Answer me this, who am I? What am I?

cHaoz the Maoz ppl.
Have a smoky life..

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Pitied Laziness


A day filled with Laziness and boredom. That being said, tomorrow would probably be exactly the same which in many ways are extremely depressing. Am pretty sick of watching movies nowadays and I still have loads to watch. Just couldn't get myself to finishing them. Am stucked halfway for AVP: Requiem and Mad Money. Finished Dan in real life after about a week.

Anywhoozzz.. how was the song? Pretty GOod don't you think? FM static - Tonight.Got the song from James btw through one of his album compilations. You guys should go check it out, really. Those songs are good, almost every single one of them. My source of good jiwang tunes. Those heavier ones aren't bad too. Seriously, check it out. Will post the links somewhere tomorrow.

So, for the sake of blogging, what did i do all day today. Woke up at 11pm. Yes! its true, no typo there. Did shit all night, chatting and watching Naruto Shippuden. Got restless at 6, so went for Sio Bee which tasted like craP! Then breakfast with Nelson, Big Liao and Nanami. Went to class at 12, met Hasnat and Pei Wen in the bus. Laughed at Nelson because I was the last one who got onto the bus and he was right behind me. Laughed at Pei Wen for reasons I should not say. Had lab, screwed up some experiments. Got the results at the end, thankfully. Head home, and snore my light away. Oh Oh Oh! one big thing.. I got myseLF some BOoZe! A Bailey's Irish Cream and Chivas! Sweet Sweet Nectar of the heavens. Oo OO! 4.17! i missed the 1st half of man U - Roma.. CraP!

till next time!
Chaos-the-Maos ppL~

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Im Obscenely WonderfuLL

After about 4hrs of Msn-ing and doing totally nothing..
Something obscenely genius came to mind.. LoLs..
Its pretty good, bare with me

A Question
What is a Schlong?? Answer in 10 words or more.
haha.. Scrolled my list of contacts.. and asked practically anyone i know who wud know the answer.. i asked 10 ppl i think.. heck.. only 3 actually answered.. 1 i added for kicks.. Are malaysian's that obscenely verbal inactive?? haha.. GO figure. So! the answers..

Ian Tan: A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Tiffy Wong: it is a phallic looking baby making sperm shooter thing lah!

Jolynn: A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

"John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception."

Carey: Ian (zzz)

Asked a few more others, asked Chan and Theo. They don't even know whats a Schlong. They probably have a schlort. haha..

Last but not LEast,

|anzz: A schlong is an obscenely cool way to comment on a Long 2-legged flying creature.

=)

Chaos-The-Maos PPL
Have a good night..

Monday, April 7, 2008

Goodbye Naich

Just finished watching Wrestlemania 44.

Shawn Michaels defeated Ric Flair via pinfall.
Classic Match. A Classic Goodbye.

Call me a wanker for this. I'm a die hard WWE fan since i was 7. I saw Ric Flair lost and was forced 2 retire. Call me a wanker again, I'm sad. haha.. Ironically..
My favourite wrestler has retired and here are videos of his Goodbye.



Part 1


Part 2

Sunday, April 6, 2008

I'm so Far Behindz.. [ 2008 so far Cont ]

Uncle Ben's Bday, spent at Pong's and Balcony.. Nice outing.. Words can't describe it.. So, i've decided.. to make this a Picture Entry.. Probably out of laziness but what the hell.. I own this joint! =)


BirthdaY Boy - Uncle Big Head


Nelson, Alflirt and AhKai


Zhang Wei


Fresh pack of Sausages..


This to me, is the coolest B'day cake ever.. no joke.


Kai's Gone. Really Funny..


Dudes in the zone..


Take 2.. zzz


LoL.. NO comments


=D


ME! Wowing the crouds.. Not..


Alfred and Ben


4 P!


Crazy Bunch of Ppl


Mr Ben and the Mrs..


The only to girls at the Party

Okay! This is my debut as a bimbo blogger so dun mind my crappy captions and horrid photo orientation. Guess it ain't my style. haha.Can't be helped. My career as a bimbo blogger ends here. Anywhooz..

WILL TAKE A BREAK OF 2008 REVIEW.. Cos its getting real tiring and I haven got 4Gigs worth of pictures yet. So!! Gotta bring something new to the package next time around.
Chaos-The-Maos Ppl
HAve a nice DAy

Friday, April 4, 2008

2008 Review -Cont-

So so, where was i?
My birthday, hmm hmm.. oh.. I left for Miri on my birthday. Depressing depressing. Was shell-shocked when i got back. Wasn't cool. And we had no internet, which made everything worse! I can't recall what i did that night. I remembered Shirlene, Wen Lih and Alfred coming over to chit chat. Haha. to think about it, it wasn't that bad.

NexT! a week consisting of 3 birthday celebrations. Started with Shirlene's. Simple ritual like birthday celebration but for once! it was a successful surprise. Lee and Yuki bought a cake from coffee bean, shared amongst 8-9 ppl i think. A bunch of us gathered at the junction towards Shirlene's house and walked 2 her place 2gether. LoL.. she was actually on the phone with Theo at the time.. LoL.. Great Success!!



The only disappointment was, she didn't cry. Nothing beats making someone cry tears of happiness on their bday. =D

NexT! NOob Noob Mi's bDay. No pictures were taken though. Good steamboat party with rice cookers.haha. Simple yet nice. Highlighted by Nanami bringing a piece of cake for his LoVa! And Bokasi ppl saying "Nanami give cake, the girl gif her underwear as present" LoLz..and of cos.. ALUBA! Kwan got "Drunken" too. All requirements were met. Oh, and the huge table from my house is still at Nanami's place. =) Who's gonna help me take it back?

NEXT! Uncle "Big Head" Ben's Bday.. COming up.. NexT EntrY. Stay Tuned!
Chao-The-Maos People
Have a great weekend.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

2008 so far

This blog was intended to be built some 3 months ago for the new year. But as usual, my laziness got over me and it was delayed 3 whole months. So! to make up for it, lets have a review of 2008.

As far as i remember, 2008 started with a thunderous explosion, and i mean thunderous. It just had to rain all day on Christmas eve until the very next morning so, my new year's countdown was practically under the rain. Got to Soho with Lynn and Aaron at around 10. Went to Fever to find Fabian and co.. Then head back to Soho. The irony of it all was, I didn't have a drop of alcohol in me because i couldn't get any service! No kidding man, i was actually waving cash in the air. It was packed though. After countdown, decided to go home since it was still raining. Reached home just to receive Jolynn's text, "Lets go back MojO". Went to pick her and met up with James, Yew Inn and co. All rather drunk though. It was closing time, only had a few gulbs of screwdriver from Eldon. Finally met up with Mayhua too after years. Ended up drinking up at Jolynn's place till 6am.

The next interesting day would be, Chinese New Year, very random i know. This would be a year with very little angpao money and extremely little luck! That's an understatement, really. You'll get the picture when you're actually there watching me lose my stacks. My loses ammounted to around 300, 180 of my angpao and a further 120 from debts people claimed back. That's all i'm gonna say about my gambling problem.

OkaY!, day 1 of cny. Typical actually, started off visiting grandparents in the morning till around noon. Then i'm off to Aaron's place then off to Ah Yee's for my first beer. That night went 2 ah yee's friend's place for gambling and i bumped into Carey and co. Joined them for drinking at some park til the police came. Expected really, we were singing, fooling around and smashing bottles. I don't have pictures of that night though but it sure was memorable. Went for breakfast near my place. Had roti canai and man, we were all high from GOd knows what. We were laughing at everything. From Fraken-stein to Carey wanting to whack his grandma with a stick. It was fun. OH i forgot, in the park, we made a massaging circle. haha!

Its off to Day-3 of cny now. Me, Lynnie and DAd went to Jessie Chung's place. My nationwide known auntie. Her house was an exclaimation mark for my last sentence. Pretty nice place and to rub it in, it just had to be her house number 3!, as in 3rd choice home. It was great though, to finally check out life on the other side of the river. Wasn't actually close to my Dad's side of the family. It was a great experience.


Me, Jessie and Lynn

Hmm, Next would be my 21st BirthdaY! I was too drunk to remember much so.. i'll let the pictures do the work.



Thanks ROn and Tiff for the cake and present. You guys rock.

NEXT! Niah Trip.. HaHa.. And That would be for the next post. Haha..
Chaos-The-Maos ppl..
Have a nice daY.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Quotes of the week..

I closed my eyes and all i could see was you.
I opened my eyes and all i could see was reality.

The greatest pain would give birth to the greatest success.
The hardest trial, for the worthiest cause.
-Me-

The sky is so gray that it looks like it just cried
Jay Zhou - Tui Hou

Tonight I've fallen and I can't get up
I need your loving hands to come and pick me up
Fm Static - Tonight

Right now
I know you can't tell
I'm down, and I'm not doing well
But one day these tears
They will all run dry
I won't have to cry
Sweet goodbye
Nina - Someday

This pain you gave to me
Can you take it all away?
Puddle of Mudd - Blurry

p/s: i'm jst emo =D

A Lifeline

The revival of life itself.. Brings questions to lifelihood as it speaks. I have come of age and maturity brings untouched questions, yet unanswered till this point of time when effects are showing. Welcome to my life and world filled with happiness and sorrows. Pleasant reading.

Words from a person who cease to know anything about himself.