Reasons why I hate Kuching So Damn Much

I'm a Curtin University student and those Australian Universities have lengthy summer holidays which I use for endless bumming. And maybe its due to age or something I can clearly see the side effects this time around.. And I realised how much I hate Kuching.. These are a couple of reasons why..

Kuching Kolo Mee

Why must you taste so nice yet so horribly cheap!! For two fifty I'd get you and you're found everywhere! The sight of you weakens my defences. Why kolo mee why? Why are you so miserably addictive? Why?

Kuching Laksa

Then comes to you. Why are you so packed with carbs and fats? Why? Why do you taste so nice at the same time? Why do you come with prawns? How'd you know I can't resist seafood? What have I done to you? Why must u make me eat you?

Kueh Chap

And you!! Why do you taste so sweet and spicy and all that's good in life? Why do you have everything I need in EXCESS? Why are you so irresistible?! Why can't you be Diet Food?

Ah ma's Cooking

And you ah Granny's cooking.. You can't run away! I'm not forgetting you. All my life you've been stuffing me and transformed me into a ball but made me smile doing it. Why do you taste so special? Why is there so much love inside you but so much carbs and fats. Why everytime I take one bite of you and I cannot ever stop? Everytime I give you a taste, being full is never enough? Why do you have to do this to me?? Because of four of you, I've transformed to a monster. A MONSTER I TELL YOU!

I'm living with a Mute computer..

Was feeling the K-kiangness when i reformatted my computer.. Not the first time I've done it but not with this 5-6yr old desktop.. Its so ancient when Aaron and Victor came over and open the processor, there were cobwebs in it and even a small family of spiders living in it.. (yes sha, spiders again) It was too gross for pictures really so.. I'm not shitting you people..

Well where wez I, yeaH.. ok.. i reformated it.. all went smooth and all.. used for a couple of days den realised, I haven heard no sound from it so went to test it.. There wezn a sound driver installed.. so went searching for old discs and stuff.. Couldn't find nothing.. Found old manuals, there wasn't any motherboard drivers either.. So, opened up my processor and saw the brand, Esys. Wad the hell is Esys? Anyone heard of it? Been TW0 weeks now, and I'm still on mute. No "teh neng neng" msn sound. It got so bad I miss it. No music blasting till dad screams. No nothing! No youtubing. A Pc loses its purposes without sound.. SO.. pls pls.. if any gadget or computer ppl around..

H E L P!

Happy Chinese New Yr~

The best time of the year has arrived! Best wishes from mcdrunkie to all my readers and friends.. happy new year people~ May luck be on your side during the celebration and happy drinking..

Year Year GoT Fish everyone! =D!

when you can't breathe with your nose.. use your mouth

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going? Figured the biggest overstatement ever. Its like when you're out of money, you could go on buying things with a wink of an eye or slap on the back. Am on a huge money crisis and I ain't sure my money's at.

why don't money grow on trees..

I go out so much less compared to before but heck, wallet's still yearning with them wet puppy eyes if they had them. Ain't sure what's the matter but money's been going out like Lao-ya-keng's Fishball Soup. Went there 5 times. FIVE times and its always out. Lazy ass bum, could ya'know work a lil harder and earn an extra 5 bucks or so, but NOOOO. What the hell am I talking about, 5 bucks would hurt my Dow Jones right now.. I initially planned for the premier airing of Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Been a while since I've been to a premier show, full house packed with people my age, the eye candy and stuff but sigh.. The sigh speaks for itself. Load of other things I wanted to get. Important things too yaknow.. I could list it out for you readers, maybe one of you would get dem for me.. My bday's pretty soon. A present in advance isn't too bad at a time like this.. SO! lets see..

**MY WISH LIST**

• A car MP3 player
• Kingston 2GB DDR2 Ram
• A pair of surfers
• G2000 pair of slacks
• New pair of specs
  

Let me sum all that up for ya, It'll be.. right about 500-600 worth of merchandise. LoL, And its not wanting them, its actually needing them.. sigh.. I haven't got to the things I want.. but yeah, Gotta quit whining about it..I should get a job.. haha! =)

Till next time People,

Maybe its just too much work...

Look around, I know I made a mistake..
Look around, I know I was wrong,
Overwhelmed by vulnerability,
Look around, I know this is wrong.

I'm not perfect I'm just a man,
I'm not perfect like everyone else,
I got scared and I ran,
Like anyone else, I'm no special case.

Shit happens,
Been through my fair share,
Shit happens,
And i know I can bare..
Cos in due time,
I'll be back.. with a strut in my steps
I'll be back sparkle in the eye
I'll be back full aware that I know..
I ain't gonna let this happen twice in a row..

I have disappointed many,
You know who you are,
But trust me when i tell you,
I am the same, I will be better..

I am who I am and don't you go judging
with you fickle minds and unlawful tugging
I write this for the sake of my own..
I write this for the concern of my own..

Don't you worry, it's all good..
Its not like i'm depressed and of foul mood..
I gleeful, i'm not a mess
Just a little something needed off the chest

Tagged by the Labbit

RULES AND REGULATION
1. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known fact as well as stated this rule clearly
2. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their name.
3. No tags back.
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1) I love eggplants.. cos of its gooey-ness.. hehe..sticky sticky =) whenever i see it i must have it.. its a curse =)

2) I have an almost 50 : 50 ratio between my legs and my body =( .. short legged..

3) Have a downloading syndrome, currently have heaps of movies in my hdd..

4) I'm a movie buff.. I watch on average over a hundred movies a yr.. haha..

5) Not the kind to keep things, things I'm done with I throw =D like movies, songs, documents, books =D

6) I am one of those Mr. Annoying.. Girls have PMS, I have annoyance attack =), sisters suffer during that time of the month =)

7) I'm a Aston Villa fan, Have been one since Cantona retired and i stopped liking Man Utd.. Been almost 9 yrs.. "Up the Villa"

8) Am a football fanatic, I could watch any match.. and i'd still enjoy it.. COuld be one of those lame games, Stoke vs West Brom calibre =) I'd still watch it

9) I'm a limping goose-monkey since the age of 20, busted my ankle.. cant do shyt now =P

10) I like the Ting Tings.. =D!

11) I have 24 1/8hrs in a day.. My sleeping schedule changes bit by bit every day.. Its a cycle.. I'd be awake during the night and asleep during the day at one point of the month

12) I get into 1 car accident a year, minor ones lah.. but its an annual thing.. =P

13) I'm a coffee man, at least 3 cups a day, minimum =)

14) Me and a friend wrote and recorded a song before, =D!

15) This is my 1st ever Tag!! BE PROUD LABBIT..
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People who'd have to bust their brains doing this!

1) Sharon Chong
2) Kathleen
3) Aneeqa
4) Fish
5) Alfred Tay
6) Alvin James
7) Jo-lynn
8) Wilh
9) Nelson Kho
10) Lynn Chong

courtesy of Mcdrunkie

MumBo JumBo..

The hardest part about blogging is starting the first line.. Then the second hardest thing would be trying to form the 2nd sentence that quite matches it. I was never really good at this, never was. Its either i got to provocative which then somehow people get pissed at me for. Or I was pouring my heart out a little too much, then people go all sympathetic and all so sorry for me. Never actually struck me how to manage a well balance ratio of it all. Even when I don't write, I read blogs. I've read picture oriented blogs with their humorous art (which i enjoy the most), or them bimbo blogs where hot chicks just splash their curves for us lusty men to see, blogs of happening people with their never-ending functions and parties and those in between. I dunno how's mine coming to be in fact. My old blog was too emotional and it got me into trouble a couple of times cos after all, a blog is like a public diary.. God knows who's idea it was but somehow it revolutionized online activity.. Now everyone has a blog.. People made money out of blogs. Kenny Sia cashes in 11k from Nuffnang, man! that packed a sting I'm sure.. Okay, back to the point. Blogging got me in trouble with my gf, my friends and people who didn't even know me. I used to write what I feel and somehow when I do, writing just comes all natural and facts slips out and at time people get me wrong. I remembered those rough arguments with an ex of mine, man it was tough, and some of them came from my blog. I've lost friends from blogging. I've got threats from strangers too just from blogging. Just some food for thought people, what's blogging all about? Transfering humour? if you're actually funny? Showing your curves? if you actually own them? A diary? if your friends don't mind insulting facts of themselves? What is this all about?
Haha! on a side note.. I love demotivators

**Demotivator of the day..

Mcdrunkie needs a drink..

Its been a while since mcdrunkie had his nectar of life.. Okay, maybe not too long but woke up sick with a sudden crave for it.. Felt dealco-hydrated, so to ease the thirst. I went digging my hard disc for drunk moments of friends and me included.. LoL

**PHOTO BLOG!!






LoL.. Booozzzeeee




That most mostly in 2008~! Year of massive boozing.. What is 2009 in store for mcDrunkie? Stay tuned.. You'd be amazed. Till next time~

Mcdrunkie signing off!

Long lost love??

Out of utter randomness ignited by aimless boredom, Me and Kate went bowling in hope for a laugh.. A little disappointed Sharon couldn't make it.. Maybe if she did, I might actually get my laugh.. Can't be helped.. Well, at least it started funny, Kate threw the ball backwards towards me the ball almost struck me.. but yeah, she didn't do that bad.. Sharon..your turn next time..

And guess what? I can't play anymore. haha.. Been about 7-8months since my last game and wow was I horrid.. Scored an 89 and a 138.. The second game wasn't too bad.. The first one was a gutter washing session and even that was an understatement. Saw Shane there, Pro-shop assistant, and yeah, he's still the same with exception of a cracked front tooth, still funny as always. A little tempted to get new gear and start playing again.. Lost all my gear.. about 3k worth of bowling gear.. Gone.. *PooF*. Somewhere in Miri I suppose. A real pity.. A revival maybe?? Maybe when I'm done with studies since the old faces are still there. Would be fun..

**That wez me!

Underworld without Kate Beckinsale? Are you Serious?

Photo Credit: Screen Gems

I've been watching Underworld not only because I have a fetish for Vampire flicks but because of the super Yummeh Kate Beckinsale~ But she won't be in it this time around.. But! and yes there's a but.. she's replaced by Rhona Mitra! Yaknow, the girl that acted in Doomsday, Jim Carey's wife in Number 23 and the girl that got raped by Hollow man. =D~

First Epic potential blockbuster movie of the year! and they're about Vamps.. Am sure to be there.. See you clowns in the cinema!! Popcorn on me!

**Trailer

Let's pretend we're alone in a world filled with listeners..

Started the day with a gasp of air.. Got up disorientated for no apparent reason to the ring on my phone.. Normally a heavy sleeper and I wouldn't barge to a earth quake, what to say a click.. Someone's gonna feel all guilty after seeing this.. and well.. Kindda the point of it being here..


No matter, I couldn't go back to bed and for good measure actually cos I woke up in time for the match.. Tottenham were playing a 1st leg league cup tie with Burnley.. It was a real decent match with me being a neutral and all.. Ended 4-1 to Spurs after Burnley got ahead.. Was rooting for Burnley in a way.. Man U's playing Derby tomorrow. Was kindda relinquishing the possibility of a Championship side final. C'mon.. it's only the league cup.

Its 10 in the morning now and yeah, what am I blogging when the day had just started? Am not entirely sure, I figured since i started my day at around 3am? 4am? it would be right around noon by now on a natural day.. So, I figured why not?


On a sidenote, I love underground indie music.. why did I leave you? haha..

Ciaoz people

Not a come back.. Just a reminder

To my non-existent readers.. There is a possibility of a comeback.. Ironic yet probable.. Been months since the last entry and maybe months til the next so keep quiet and listen.. This is not a comeback.. Just a friendly reminder.. That ian is back in business..

Its been a while.. its been a while.. World has turned purple.. Life has changed.. Occasions have been forgotten, the past left in the past. Lets hold hands and start a new beginning shall we?

Been found wanting lately, and am not entirely sure what is lacking.. I'm content, don't get me wrong. Life's been good, has always been good. But, greedy creatures we are, somehow good is never enough..



Had a chat with an old friend recently and she treated me to a gourmet meal of flashbacks.. All those small moments relived within a blink of an eye.. It was wonderful.. The joy of thy youth.. The list goes on from, the first performance of Friday's Off with Matthew as the drummer and Cletus as lead.. to the interact club performance when we performed 'My Girl'. Me, James and Darren were the representatives and we even drop in a lil old school moves..

Good Times..

Things are all different now though.. People have changed.. And definitely so have I, both for the worst and for the best.. James and I wrote a song all about changes and how things would change.. and it all came true.. We're all different now, no matter how hard we try 2 make things stay the same.. But its not all bad.. Looking back.. We were a good band..

Initially planned a Friday's Off reunion and.. it didn't materialize but it was great seeing the gang again.. Roger, James and Darren and co.. Good Fun.. Too bad i couldn't make it to the BBQ.. But still its all good..

A new year, A new beginning.. made it a resolution.. to make 2009 like it was in 2004